Lifeinvader

Birthday:Doesn't matter Relationship Status: Pitiful

Sex: Male Interested in: Tech, the stock market, Righteous Slaughter 7, karma

Religious Views: - Just a scam anyway Political Views: - Ditto

About: nothing you need to know that hasn't been stated already.

Off the back of a fortuitous golden windfall, I am officially retiring from the garment business. And I think it might be time to upgrade the bungalow.

Nothing like getting together with old friends to stick it to the government...

More labor disputes at the factory and all manufacturing on hold indefinitely. Again. Heaven forbid anything actually gets made in this country!

The Sandy Shores motel I'm staying in is worse than a Cambodian prison cell.

Looks like I'm taking a trip to the seaside. And by seaside, I mean a toxic stagnant lake in the middle of the desert.

Oh dear. How are Façade going to steal all our private data without their Head of Product Development?

What a buy Debonaire Cigarettes stock turned out to be. You never know.

You leave clowns to do a job, you end up with a circus.

Checking out of hospital early to protect some idiots from themselves.

Back in the hospital again - this wasting disease never gets any more fun.

Lifeinvader's new product certainly exploded onto the market.

Have you been siphoning my text messages again?

2 men from union asking for boss again

Let's jump back on Righteous Slaughter! Are you really only 16? My dad wants to know...

I don't care what anyone says. I still love playing Loot & Wank.

Did you still want me to come over later, baby? 200 roses same as last week.

All you do is talk shit about Lifeinvader but you secretly love it!

It's so hilarious to me how many of you place your blind trust in Anteater antivirus software! It's about as safe as a Honduran street whore. Why don't you just walk around handing out cards with your banking details on them?

Lifeinvader - the perfect storm of information with no content.

Why do you need social networking when you just read all your friends' emails anyway?

When are these rapacious CEOs going to get their just deserts? End the culture of corporate greed!

If one more person posts something about their lunch I will literally start deleting bank accounts.

I've never seen a larger collection of egos with so little to say.

What are all you people still doing on Lifeinvader? It's a redundant platform built on stolen code!

Ok, which of you young bucks wants to be schooled in the art of first person shooters?

LifeInvader

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